The Tom Stienstra Awards For 2001:

CUTTING OFF YOUR TOE BECAUSE YOUR FINGER HURTS:

"A box of Smart Pills to the State Fish and Game Commission for ordering the most severe restrictions in history on sportfishing for rockfish and lingcod -- rather than closing down the commercial fish-killing industry."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2001/12/30/SP206513.DTL&type=travel